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Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Don't Be Afraid to Correct Your Mistakes - #WriterlyWednesdays 11

Welcome to Wrtery Writely Writerly Wednesdays 11. Today I want to delve into the often embarrassing world of mistakes.

Don't Be Afraid to Correct Your Mistakes

We all hate making mistakes, but for the Indie Author, they are all but inevitable, especially when we're just starting out in this business. Authors going through the traditional publishing route have teams of people behind them: editors, artists, back cover writers, marketing experts. Self-pub indie authors have themselves and anyone they can afford to hire to help them with aspects of their publishing.

The likelihood is, indie authors are going to make a mistake sooner or later. We try, very, very hard not to, but it happens. Mistakes alienate readers, so it's best to fix them before they go live, but sometimes they slip through.

This post is all about not being afraid to correct those mistakes.

There is a wonderful ability with eBooks - it's very easy to change something you've screwed up for free. If your doing print on demand it's going to be harder and probably more costly, so you need to be even more careful. If you are doing a complete print run, then you have to get it right first time. Thems the breaks. I come from an eBook background, so that's what I will be talking about.

Type Editing

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First thing I have to say is, with very few exceptions, it is impossible to edit your own book to a high enough standard. You need help. If you can afford it, hire a professional editor, if you can't, beg, offer favours and get other people to read your book and help you edit it, even if it is your second cousin once removed with the English degree.

But on to the point of my post. As an indie you probably don't have the money or enough friends you are willing to alienate ;), to put the book through as many iterations of change as a traditionally published book (although to look at some trad pub books, I'm not sure they went through more than one iteration of anything ;)). It is possible the odd typo or even incorrect word will appear in your first edition.

It is really easy to go back and correct these mistakes and release a new version with the corrections. What is even better is those who have the option set up at places like Amazon, get the new version automatically. You don't even have to admit you made a cock-up ;).

Maybe I Rushed to Publish?

Just occasionally we authors get over excited and rush into things. The book might be typo free, the cover beautifully rendered, the blurb crafted superbly, but actually there's something in the book that just isn't quite right.

I'll hold my hand up and admit I did this once. I released one of my books too soon. One of my secondary lead characters just wasn't right. I went in, re-edited that character from beginning to end and re-released a book I was finally happy with.

I don't recommend that anyone make the same mistake, but if you do, don't be afraid of correcting it. Just because the book is out there, doesn't mean it's set in stone.

N.B. One note about making changes to your manuscript - unless the changes are very small, I recommend always working from your master text and then recreating your submission copies. If it's a typo, I go in and correct the individual documents, if it's multiple changes in multiple places I always start from the master and work down. Of course if you are only submitting to one place in one format, i.e. Amazon, you master probably is your submission copy :). I also always create a new version so that I have a copy of what was published in case I screw everything up. 

The Title

Titles are HARD.

There are a few people that find coming up with titles incredibly easy. I would just like to let them know that the rest of us hate you :P. Not really, but, for most of us, titles are a pain in the bottom. Books rarely make it through the traditional publishing route without title changes from the author's original.

The thing about titles is they have to say so much in so few words and for an indie without a huge marketing campaign, they have to sell the book in so many ways. With the internet it's all about key words and grabbing attention and not breaking any of Amazon's rules.

I have one book where I have already changed the title once and now I'm changing it again. I know it's a great book, but it doesn't seem to have grabbed the right audience to pick it up.
  1. It started off being called Advent, with no sub-title, and it was a stand alone book so it had no series name.
  2. Then I realised there were going to be more books, so it gained a series name: Vampires: The New Age. However, series names weren't very big on Amazon at the time so that didn't help much.
  3. So I changed the name to The Avebury Legacy to make it more grand and give a hint as to what is in the book. Still not the right decision.
  4. Now it is going to be called Blood Sacrifice, with the subtitle, The Avebury Legacy, which I think is way more exciting, invokes what the book is about and uses the subtitle feature.
The book is about vampires and an ancient ritual and I hope the title invokes that much more than the original one. We'll have to see.

The Cover

Maybe we all have that one book that is a pain in the proverbial and Blood Sacrifice is definitely mine. I've changed the cover twice and not just because of the changing title, I mean I've completely redesigned the cover. The book is dark paranormal fantasy, it has magic and very nasty, horror based vampires and it's a new adult book. That's quite a mishmash. Here are my evolving covers :)

In the first one I was focusing on the big bad, the vampire Dahlia. Then I moved on to focusing on my hero, Nate, but he was still lacking something, so I completely redesigned him for cover number three and also brought in Lexie, my other lead. I originally had Nate shirtless in the third cover as well, but it looked too much like a romance novel, which it isn't. It does have a little romance because I like a little love along with my blood thirsty vampires, but it's an adventure with a quest and battles all over North America and one in Cornwall. I like to think of it as Tomb Raider with vampires.


It's often hard to admit you've made a balls-up, but sometimes it's all you can do. This book is my bane, but I refuse to give up on it, because it's a good book. I'm planning on re-launching the book with the new title just in time for Halloween, so wish me luck!

The Blurb

This is the easiest part of the book to change as far as eBooks go. Some people get paid a decent amount of money to write blurbs; it's what they do and they are very good at it. Other editors in their organisations go to them because the blurb is an art and not everyone can do it. Being an indie means you have to try and teach yourself how to do it no matter what.

I'm not going to try and tell you how to write a good blurb here - there are many long articles written about it and I suggest you just Google the subject to find them. What I will say is, don't be afraid to change up your blurb whenever you need to.

I will leave you with one thought, don't be afraid to correct your mistakes, just try very hard not to make anything worse ;) Thank you so much for reading.

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Monday, 5 October 2015

Werewolves - A Classic of the First Order - #MonsterMondays 20

So for the run up to Halloween I have decided to talk about classic monsters of gothic horror for Monster Mondays. These are the monsters everyone thinks of when someone talks about the classic horror movies of the early twentieth century or the classic books in the genre.
Monster Mondays posts may be fiction, film reviews, book reviews or me waxing lyrical about a particular monster. Monsters can be paranormal, sci-fi, fantasy or even simply human. So basically, anything monster goes. I also invite anyone who would like to, to join in with their own post. (See end for details).
Werewolves - A Classic of the First Order

Werewolves are classic monsters in all senses of the phrase. They appear in folklore all over the Europe, usually being very bad news, and they appear in many stories and films. They don't have quite as many films to their name as vampires, but they are definitely up there.

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When most people think of werewolves they probably associate them with full moons. However, there are many, many different ways of becoming a werewolf in folklore and fiction and not all of them are involuntary:
  • There is the classic of being bitten by an existing werewolf during their rampage at the full moon.
  • Being born on Christmas Day is an insult to Christ and hence the person is in danger of becoming a werewolf. (Curse of the Werewolf)
  • If you feed Zeus the roasted flesh of your son to see if he's truly omniscient then you're going to find yourself cursed and transformed into a wolf like Lycaon, king of Arcadia.
  • Taking off your clothes and putting on a wolf skin, with or without magical salve, can give you the power deliberately, usually thanks to the Devil.
  • You can drink a special drink and chant a special formula if you are Livonian - there was one Livonian, Thiess, who believed he and other werewolves were in fact the Hounds of God and fought the devil.
  • Excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church could result in becoming a werewolf (another way to keep the masses in line).
My favourite is being bitten, simply because it is the most exciting. Being chased through the darkness by a slathering creature of legend on the night of the full moon is much more interesting than climbing into a wolf skin, IMHO. In some versions of this legend there is a way out for the cursed - to find and kill the originator of the curse, the first werewolf in the chain. However, for others, once transformed, they are cursed for life. Not to mention the fact that some cultures believe that after death werewolves became something even worse, either vampires or zombies.

My favourite werewolves are as follows:
  • Teen Wolf

    This latest incarnation of the werewolf legend is from MTV and is set in the town of Beacon Hills, CA, a place that seems to attract the supernatural. The werewolves are not the baddies, well, at least, not all of them are. As you can see from this shot from season 3 the cast is very pretty. There are actually four werewolves, one hunter, a banshee, a kitsune and one normal human in the above image, but I'm not going to tell you which one is which :). I do enjoy Teen Wolf, but I have to admit they make questionable decisions about plot and characterisation at times.
  • An Amercian Werewolf in London

    This film is undoubtedly a classic. The transformation scene has to be one of the most traumatic and amazing in cinematic history. In the film, David and Jack are walking across the Yorkshire moors and stray from the path. Jack is killed by some kind of wild animal and David wakes up with just a mauling. However, things go downhill for him from there. (I really enjoy the sequel as well An Amercian Werewolf in Paris, even though it is definitely not a classic :)).
  • Underworld

    Vampires and werewolves in the same film, how could it not be one of my favourites. In the Underworld universe vampire and werewolves actually share a common ancestor, Alexander Corvinus, immortal thanks to a quirk of genetics, whose sons, Marcus and William were bitten by a bat and a wolf respectively, becoming vampires and werewolves. Werewolves were originally uncontrollable monsters, only later gaining the ability to return to human form and were used as slaves by the vampires.
  • The Wolf's Hour by Robert R. McCammon

    This is by far my favourite werewolf novel. It is set mostly during World War II and a British secret agent, Michael Gallatin, Russian by birth, is sent into occupied France to stop the Nazi's war machine. Michael's main advantage is that he is a werewolf, able to transform and use his wolf form against his opponents. The book is exciting, dragging you along, even when it flashes back to show Michael's origins in Russia. I re-read this one over and over again. It's a great book.
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So there you have werewolves and my favourite werewolf incarnations. I think werewolves sometimes get the short end of the stick when it comes to monster movies. They are often the dumb animals who kill without thought or mercy, sometimes being pointed in certain directions by evil machinations. I prefer my werewolves with a little more brain usually.

What is your favourite werewolf legend/fiction?

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Wednesday, 30 September 2015

10 Reasons Fanfiction is Amazing - #WriterlyWednesdays 10

I am a huge fan of fanfiction and for Writerly Wednesdays 10 I have decided to tell you all why. The media would have you believe fanfiction is all about sexy stories and nothing else - they could not be more wrong. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy my reasoning. Some of my reasons are superficial, some, not so much.

10 Reasons Fanfiction is Amazing

  1. Fanfiction writers can fix anything.
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    We all know that tv shows, movies and books do terrible things to our favourite characters. They break them, they throw away perfectly wonderful relationships, they even kill them. Never fear, there are fanfiction writers out there who can fix anything.

    So your favourite character is dead and has been chopped into a million pieces by a wood chipper and there is no magic or superpowers in this universe to save them. Wait! No they aren't, actually it was their evil twin, who was trying to take over their live, that died. You fav is still in the basement, waiting to be rescued. (And that's still better than waking up to find your dead husband in the shower!)

    If you can think it, someone has probably written it and if they haven't, you can write it yourself. Someone will love you for it. Fanfiction can even fix things like the fiasco that was the end of Forever Knight, where they basically killed a good percentage of the cast.

    No problem is too great or too small for fanfiction writers to tackle. It can be fixed.
  2. OTPs for all!
    Your one true pairing not being shown in the book/movie/tv show? Someone will have written it.

    If you can think of a pairing there is most like a fic for it, all you have to do is look for it. If it's incest or going to squick a good few people then there will definitely be fic about it ;). 
  3. Alternative Universes
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    Love the characters, don't love the plots? Fear not, there are many alternative universes awaiting you in fanfiction.

    Do you long to see your favourite characters as if they were all in high school together? How about where some work in a coffee shop and others are the customers? Want to see what they'd do outside of their magic laden, supernatural world, or how about if they were taken from their modern setting and thrown back in history?

    Fanfiction explores it all. High School AU, Barista AU, Regency AU, Non-magic AU, Pirate AU, Slave AU, Space AU - they are all out there and so many more. Fanfiction writers are some of the most creative people on the planet.
  4. Representation.
    You may have seen slash mentioned in the media, or femslash. This is where writers take two male characters or two female characters and put them in a relationship together. Slash is the most popular, simply because much of the media out there has leading men, or at least that's one of the main reasons - there are others covered in a lot of meta about the subject.

    In fanfiction you also find a lot more characters who are asexual or bisexual, genderfluid or transsexual. Fanfiction is a subversive medium and many things that mainstream media has only recently been willing to even mention have been going on in fanfiction for decades.

    For a long time, especially with TV, the only place you were going to find a strongly written, well thought out female characters with a real part to play was in the fanfiction. It is improving slowly and books have always been better at it than TV and film, but if you want fantastic female characters, fanfiction is the place to look.

    Whitewashing is something we see all too often in Hollywood. Too often the characters of colour are the sidekicks or the people in the background. Fanfiction can bring them to the forefront. Hopefully mainstream media will get with the program more and more, but until then, fandom has the answers.
  5. Amazing smut.
    The modern media seems to be obsessed with Fifty Shades of Grey, which started off as Twilight fanfiction. Let me say, there are works out there that are sooooo much better. Some are admittedly worse, but there is so much great, hot smut out there for the discerning reader.

    There are the most amazingly well written, steaming hot sex scenes sometimes woven into the most intricate and satisfying plots that you have ever read. I kid you not. Just go and look on Archive of Our Own - find the fandom you love and then look at all the wonderful adult rated stories.
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  6. Crossovers.
    Did you ever wonder what would happen if the real Scooby gang ended up fighting off vampires with Buffy or if Harry Potter fell into the land of Middle Earth?

    Fanfiction writers have wondered with you.

    Some crossovers are written just to bring two characters from different universes together. Others like to merge two universes to create a whole new one (also known as a fusion). Then there are those which drop characters from one universe into a completely different one just to see what will happen.

    All are valid, all are wonderful. A good crossover is a fabulous thing and something you just don't get in mainstream media because different people tend to hold the copyright on different show/books/films.
  7. Absolutely stunning writing.
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    Some of the best fiction I have ever read has been fanfiction. Some people look down on fanfic because it is derivative, but that is just snobbery. There are so many great works out there that are considered literature, that are in fact fanfiction under a different name, fanfiction is an honourable medium. It also has the most amazing writers creating it. Just because it's done online these days, doesn't make it any less brilliant.

    When someone loves something enough to create for it, the results are often superb. There are 100K+ word epics in the archives that are better than the original material they derive from. There are 1000 word shorts that make your heart ache for the characters in them.

    Fanfiction is not the lower cousin of original fiction, it is simply a different kind of fiction with its greats and its goods. It's not all wonderful, but neither is original fiction - just take a wander through Amazon a time or two to see that. There are jewels buried in the mass of fanfiction, I promise and you'll still get a great read from the mass too, even if not all of the stories are classics :).
  8. There are no constraints
    In the world of fanfiction creativity is encouraged. There are no confines and no matter what you write, someone will read it. There's no guarantee they'll love it, but someone will read it :).

    No one is going to tell you, you can't write it. Well, I'll take that back, there might be some people who try to tell you that, but don't believe them - they don't speak for the majority.

    'N Sync as fish? Go for it. John and Rodney from Stargate Atlantis as penguins? It exists. Characters as personifications of inanimate objects? So much of it exists.

    You can explore anything you like in fanfiction and people do. It's incredible.
  9. Wonderful Learning Space
    If you want to practice your writing skills, fanfiction is a wonderful learning space in which to do it. Criticism can be hard, but if you are willing to put yourself out there and take the advice other members give you, you can improve so much.

    I know that my writing when I first started in fanfiction was woefully inadequate in certain aspects. Everything I have learned from other writers has only helped.

    You can also learn all sorts of other things when reading fanfiction: the importance of diversity, consideration, historical facts, awareness of issues, feminism, science, arts. There are so many well read, learned people who write fanfiction or meta about it that it is impossible to not come out more educated than when you started reading.
  10. Community.
    If you want to make some amazing friends and find support from a wonderful community, fanfiction is a fantastic space for you. Fandom in general is great, but, I have found, those involved in fanfiction are often the best of the best.
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Do you love fanfiction? What reasons did I miss?

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Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Don't Let Haters 'Harsh your Squee' - TipsTuesdays 8

Don't Let Haters 'Harsh your Squee'

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For those who have no idea what I am talking about to 'harsh someone's squee' is to spoil someone's fun by being negative about what they love. Life is far too full of negative attitudes and realities to allow someone to destroy your enjoyment of something that brings you happiness.

I know this can sometimes be a hard task.

If you love something and you're not hurting anyone else by loving it, then go ahead and enjoy it, is what I say.

There are so many ways haters try to put off fans of things:

The Ageist Approach

  • The non-fan : you're far too old for something so juvenile, when are you going to grow out of it?
  • The young fan: ewww, it's icky that you like something that's supposed to be for young people.
  • The older fan: you're far too young to understand what you're talking about.
  • Young to young: that's something for old people, you're boring.

I don't care if you're 50 and love One Direction. Good for you! If listening to their music and following their lives makes you happy - you go for it. Or you're 75 and think My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic is the best thing since sliced bread. Enjoy it for everything you are worth.

There is no such thing as too old. As long as you aren't exposing minors to things minors should not be exposed to - see how to do it right in the Harry Potter fandom and how to do it wrong with many of the Bronies (male My Little Pony fans) - then enjoy your fandom to the full.

If you are fifteen and love quilting or calligraphy or Shakespeare or even reading, but your friends think it's old fashioned and stupid, don't worry about them.  Love what you love.

The Sexist Approach

  • Gaming is for men and women are shit at it.
  • Fanfiction is only written by women and men can't write it.
Gamergate comes to mind for the first one and I have seen men shunned in fanfiction spaces because they are simply male. This isn't right. If someone is playing by the rules in the fandom, for example, putting warnings on their fiction when they are required and such things, then they should be welcome.

The Simple - Your Choices are Terrible Approach
  • Because you're a fan, you must be an imbecile - what you like is terrible.
  • Because you're a fan, you must be an imbecile - what you like is silly.
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I have always found the fact that it is perfectly all right to troop to a football stadium every Saturday in your teams colours with the right season's shirt and the right scarf, even to be buried in a blue coffin because you're an Everton fan, but if you wear a Starfleet uniform to a convention or have someone mention 'Live Long and Prosper' in your eulogy, you're a weirdo. Frankly, when it comes to fan behaviour, I know whose fans come out on top for decency, helpfulness and inclusivity.

As for thinking what someone else likes is terrible - you have a perfect right to believe that, however, you had no right to spoil their fun if they aren't hurting anyone with it.

There are so many ways haters can try to take away your enjoyment and I urge every fan to refuse to let it happen. Sometimes you're a fandom of one, but don't be discouraged, there will be someone else out there who likes it too. Sometimes you're in a huge fandom, but your favourite character is the guy who appears in every third episode and sits at the back of the room. Don't worry, love 'guy at the back of the room' and let the world know why you love him.

Write your fanfiction, make your quilts, watch your really bad sci-fi, read the unfashionable book, play the highbrow board game, watch the cartoon - whatever it is you enjoy doing, have fun with it.

Too many things in life can bring you down - love what you love and be proud! Take every opportunity to be happy that you can and ignore the haters.

Have you ever been told your stupid or silly for loving something? What did you do about it?

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Friday, 25 September 2015

Mission Impossible - 5 People Can Save the World! #FanFridays 6

It's geek time again and for Fan Fridays 6 I have chosen another old favourite of mine: Mission Impossible, the original series. I do hope you enjoy reminiscing with me.

Mission Impossible
5 People Can Save the World!

I love Mission Impossible. It's one of those shows I remember fondly from watching reruns on TV when I was a child. Since it finished it's run in 1973, the year after I was born, I didn't get to see it the first time around.

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For those who have not seen Mission Impossible, each week members of the Impossible Missions Force (IMF) go into enemy territory, be is on foreign soil or undercover within the syndicate, and stop something dastardly happening. The way they do this is usually by pure trickery using the bad guys own insecurities or ego against them. The first five seasons, at least, are very clever.

At the beginning of each episode "Mr Phelps" is given his mission via tape recorder or record or even via coin operated binocular type machines. Every message in the first five seasons ended like this:
As always, if you or any of you IM force are caught or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.
I always thought that was terribly exciting, even though I had no idea who this "Secretary" person was :).

As a child I never realised there was a permanent cast except for Jim Phelps (Peter Graves) and I really believed he sat down and picked different people for the mission each week. How I failed to notice they were always the same I'll never know, but somehow I managed it :).

I also never realised that in the first season it wasn't Jim who led the team. It was Dan Briggs (Steven Hill) who was in charge. I didn't figure this out until Rob and I bought the first set of DVDs while were were on holiday in Canada for our 10th wedding anniversary. We had a little cabin for a week and we used to go walking and sightseeing in the mornings and curl up with hot drinks in front of the TV in the afternoons before going somewhere posh for dinner - hence the DVDs.

I think what I love most about Mission Impossible is the fact it is a fundamental illustration that the bad guys don't win. We all know that in real life sometimes they do, but not in the world of Jim, Barney, Rollin, Cinnamon and Willy.

That's the team I always used to remember from watching it as a child. I think BBC2 may have had a licence to show season 2 and 3 a lot.

The team for s2 & s3 are as follows:
  • Jim Phelps - the brains behind the ingenious plans
  • Cinnamon Carter (Barbara Bain) - ex-model and sometimes the honey-trap, but not always
  • Rollin Hand (Martin Landau) - magician, impersonator and all round useful man to know
  • Barney Collier (Greg Morris) - electronics engineer
  • Willy Armitage (Peter Lupus)  - strong man
One of the great things about Barney was that the fact he was a person of colour was never made an issue. He was like Uhura on the bridge of the Enterprise; there for skills and ability as if this was how things simply were. Given that this was 1966-1973 for the original run - this was awesome. There were a couple of episodes that relied on the colour of his skin, mostly because the team were infiltrating the African American mob or something similar, but for the majority of episodes he was the engineering brain of the team.

Cinnamon wasn't quite so lucky in that she did get to be the honey trap on a lot of occasions, but she did get to be lots of other interesting parts of the plans as well. Dana (Lesley Ann Warren), who came in, in season 5 had something of a more dynamic storyline, which was an improvement.

For two seasons we also had the wonderful Leonard Nimoy as Paris, taking over Rollin's roll when Martin Landau left to pursue other projects.

Whether it was the dreaded Eastern block, the Syndicate, enemy assassins, defecting scientists or sons of Nazis who wanted the 4th Reich, the Mission Impossible team could bring them down. They never used brute force and they were always the little guy, hopelessly out gunned by the opposition, but their cleverness always won out in the end.

With their gadgets, their face masks that could magically make someone look exactly like someone else, their incredible, devious plans and the ingenuity of the individual members, not once did they fail and not once did the Secretary have to disavow their existence, at least, not until the 1980s remake.

I have all seven seasons on DVD, and the 1980s reboots as well, and I love them all. They are my go to, feel good TV show when I want to know that everything can be right with the world. The only thing is, if you watch too many eps, you do begin to believe that 5 people can solve any problem in the world, anywhere!

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There are so many wonderful episodes that I cannot pick just one as my favourite. Some of the ones I really like are:

  • S1 - Zubrovnik's Ghost - wife or deceased scientist, Kurt Zubrovnik, is being pressured to work for the Eastern block by a fake psychic using her husband's ghost. Using their own psychic the IMF try to convince her of the fraud.
  • S2 - The Condemned - Jim's friend, David Webster, has been framed for the murder and Jim asks the other members of the IMF to help prove his friend's innocence.
  • S3 - Live Bait - An double agent for the US, Selby is suspected by his colleague Kellerman. The IMF have to discredit Kellerman and keep Selby in position within the enemy intelligence agency.
  • S4 - Submarine - A Nazi, Kruger Schtelman, has kept silent about a hoard of Nazi gold for the whole of his imprionment. Due to be released in 3 days, the IMF must get him to give up the location of the gold before it falls into the hands of the government holding Schtelman or neo-Nazis.
  • S5 - Cat's Paw - Barney sets out to get the people who killed his journalist brother with the help of the rest of the IMF team.

One thing I will say is that the double eps are always my least favourite because the writers had the timing down perfectly for single eps and when they spread into double eps they often simply padded them :). The stories are still good, but with a little too much filler.

There are seven seasons and I would say 1-5 are excellent, 6 is okay and 7 is watchable, but a bit meh. They changed the format in the last couple of season and focused on domestic stories mostly involving organised crime, because they were cheaper to film, They are not as clever or as interesting as the earlier seasons. When watching season 7 you can tell why they were cancelled in the end.

I love this show and I highly recommend it to everyone. It has such a feel good vibe.

Have you seen the original Mission Impossible? Do you have a favourite character? What do you always remember most?

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Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Planning or Pantsing - Which is the Best Way to Write? #WriterlyWednesdays 9

Welcome to Writerly Wednesdays 9 and the eternal question, is pantsing or planning a better writing method.
Planning or Pantsing
Which is the Best Way to Write?

Let me begin by explaining what I mean by "Pantsing" in case you are unfamiliar with the term, since planning it fundamentally obvious. Pantsing is when you write as it comes to you and is a shortening of the term 'by the seat of your pants'.

There is a very simple answer to this question:
Whatever works for you.

However, that's not an overly useful conclusion if you're still trying to work it out.

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Personally I am a pantser - I just start writing at whichever point of the story I feel like and then hop around filling in the scenes that pop into my head. I create characters, locations and everything else as I go. Only when I reach a tipping point, usually somewhere after halfway, do I become a planner, sitting down and thinking hard about what the story is missing. That's when I add in scenes and details, planning out the whole structure of the book with chapters to get a feel for what still needs doing.

My twin sister, on the other hand, is very much a planner. Some of her scene outlines are longer than my scenes :). She plans, she preps and then she launches in, writing from the beginning to the end.

The only real way to work out what is best for you is to try it out.

Indications you might lean one way or the other:

Likes to discover character traits through writing the character into situations
Likes to know the ins and outs of a characters personality to finely craft all the nuances
Doesn't mind interrupting the writing to go off and research a place name having just decided on somewhere new.
Doesn't like interrupting the creative process to deal with details like locations.
Has baby names sites on the bookmarks bar for quick access when a new character is needed.
Has baby name sites nearly ordered in a bookmarks folder for use all at the same time.
Is perfectly happy to go back and change parts of the narrative because something creative and wonderful happened further through the book.
Tends to be annoyed by having to change details because there has been an alteration of the plan in later chapters.
Writes scene outlines along the lines of 'Character a goes to talk to character b at location z ... undead!'
Writes scene outlines along the lines of 'Character a goes to talk to character b about the situation with character c. They meet at location z and talk for several hours about how character c is in league with demons and plans to raise an army of the undead. Character a is very upset ...' etc

There is, however, one thing I cannot stress enough, not matter which you are, pantser or planner:

When you have decided on something, write is down in a reference document of some sort.

Nothing is more annoying than knowing you made your dashing heroes eyes blue, but not being able to remember if it was cornflower blue or cerulean ;). Okay, yes, that is a joke, but the point is still very valid. 

I once spent half a book with a character blond and half a book with the same character a brunet without the use of hair dye of any kind. I didn't write it down the first time I mentioned it and then forgot I had mentioned it in the first place, so when I mentioned it in another place I randomly picked the wrong colour. I only caught it on the read through later.

As you can probably tell I don't always have clear mental pictures of my characters because I try to only mention things that are important at the time. A few of them have been cast in my imagination, but a lot of them are more amorphous than that.

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I've mentioned it before and I'm mentioning it again yWriter is very good program for organising the details for you so you can find them again.

If you're still not sure which camp works best for you, simply have a go and see which you prefer. For example, write a short story from a photo or word prompt and just start putting words on paper to see where it takes you. Then do the same exercise, but plan out what scenes you want and who all your characters are before you start the actual writing.

If I am not careful the second method leaves me bored and uninspired, which is how I know I am fundamentally a pantser, but I know for others it is what makes their creative juices flow.

There is no right and wrong way to go about the writing process. Some people like to brainstorm at the beginning, others like to brainstorm as they go along, some like to do a bit of both. Go with what feels good for you, just remember to stay organised - it saves lots of headaches later :).

Which are you, planner or pantser? What is your favoured method of organising your book info?

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Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Checklist for Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse - #TipsTuesdays 7

Welcome to Tips Tuesday 7. Today I thought I would tackle the very important topic of 'How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse' and see how prepared I am for this inevitable occurrence.

Checklist for Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

  1. Learn to run like Usain Bolt.

    Looks down at feet and ankles...

    Hmmm ... yeah ... this one might be a toughie. Can I have a Segway instead, or a really fast battery powered scooter? On a good day I might be able to outrun a George A. Romero zombie for about a hundred yards, but if they're Resident Evil zombies I'm going to need transport. I'll take a bike at a push, but I'd prefer something with a motor.
  2. Learn to use a shotgun.
    Last time I held a weapon of any kind I'd be hard pushed to hit the broad side of a bus. Maybe now would be the time to take up clay pigeon shooting.

    Hand guns aren't allowed in the UK so coming across one of those would be unlikely, besides, I think a 12 bore is likely to take out a zombie better, don't you think. Difficult to argue central nervous system disconnect when there's no head left.
  3. Practise with blunt force weapons.
    Ooh, now this one I can do - at school I was a dab hand with a hockey stick and a rounders bat.

    For the US contingent, rounders is the UK version of baseball, but it's played with a shorter bat and a smaller distance between the stumps.

    I was always good at hitting things at school, just never any good at chasing around after them. Give me a rounders bat or a hockey stick, a cricket bat at a push - my dear Mama played for Kent Ladies Cricket Team in her day so it should be in my blood - and those zombies will be mine!
  4. Stock up on canned goods.
    This I can do - in fact I am already banned form buying tinned carrots and tinned ham because I keep forgetting we have some and keep coming home with more. If you can survive on carrots and ham from a tin, we're totally sorted.

    My husband just thinks I'm bad at remembering what's in the cupboard, but actually I'm just planning ahead ... honestly I am!
  5. Buy a place on an island of in the Highlands of Scotland.

    Definitely want somewhere isolated and defensible when the zombies start to rise. Let's face it, if you live in London, when the legions of the undead stand up, you're screwed!

    The Highlands would work, but an island would be better, like the Isle of Wight or the Outer Hebrides. A nice croft, already set up to be self sufficient, with its own generator and several sheep and a couple of cows.

    Don't want to be dealing with zombie cattle or sheep - that would just be nasty, so the more isolated the better. Of course a zombie plague might not be transmittable to live stock - maybe the herbivores will inherit the earth...
  6. Learn some survival skills.
    It could be time to ask Steve to add in some survival tips to the personal training routine. Not much good having abs of steel (yeah right!) if I get chomped on by a zombie because I can't tie a half hitch to save my life. The street style boxing could come in handy though!
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Right, so let's recap:
  1. Running - um, nope
  2. Guns - um nope
  3. Bats and sticks - got this one
  4. Canned goods - so totally there
  5. Place to retreat - need to win the lottery
  6. Survival skills - better get started
On the face of it, at the moment, I might just be toast. If the zombies rise tomorrow I am a dead duck, unless I can teach the cats to take out zombies. Frankly Ruby probably already has this down, all she'd have to do is her usual turn of just sitting there and they'd fall over her. Amber would need to be bribed with fish before she would do more than sit on high supervising the problem as cats are want to do.

So are you ready for the zombie apocalypse or are you a dead duck like me? ;)

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